updogonline:

bipeterparker:

this is so funny what did you expect me to say. did u not read my url when u followed

peter parker is spider-man????

zerojanitor:

twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman

tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses

discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don’t understand the appeal of the platform

youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification

reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support

facebook: my mom is on there

pinkisbitter:

cryogenicmeltdown:

pinkisbitter:

That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

This one?

PRECISELY THAT ONE

tenorgender:

in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita

onlyonekenobi:

i am a lover. but underneath that i’m a hater. and then underneath that i’m a lover again

lakevida:

lollll dude have you seriously not realized that all things are delicately interconnected yet? at your age?

aropride:

made on blinkies.cafe, text on the second blinkie from this post

dracklet:

jokez:

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

gotreesgo:

increasingpanic:

ignore my subpar editing skills. i felt like this was a necessary edition. they are transmasc transfem solidarity

deacons-wig:

hey so your boyfriend hasn’t circulated since 1996. no, yeah he’s only been checked out once so I had to weed him to make room for new materials. he got donated to the Friends of the Library book sale so you can probably buy him there for three dollars. sorry about that.

adictiva-ternura:

Credits

great-and-small:

a-sadnoodle:

I cannot express how much I adore dappled shadows formed by sunlight in paintings and photography and in real life

I also adore how this pattern has manifested itself in the form of camouflage for some species

The echo of those same dappled shadows that we paint in our art is genetically coded into a baby’s fur in order to keep her safe. A beautiful thing.

(Photos by Joel Sartore)